Last night at the VMAs, Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose announced that there would soon be a brand new tiny member of the Taylor Gang. Amber is pregnant, and she showed off her significant baby bump on the red carpet yesterday evening. After all of the vulgar displays of PDA perpetrated by the couple, we knew it wouldn’t be too long before a baby was in the picture.

When we heard the news about Chavril Krovigne, we just had to speculate what kind of muck would be created when those two gene pools cross-contaminated. So why not do Wiz and Amber the same favour, and show them what their little weed-smoking, bald-headed offspring is going to look like?

Amber Rose + Wiz Khalifa = Wamber Karosa

Wow. The pink lipstick really makes his her its bloodshot eyes pop. Congrats, Wiz and Amber!