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7 Nicki Minaj Lyrics Reinterpreted As American Idol Critiques

by Aaron Zorgel

US Weekly is reporting that Nicki Minaj is confirmed to be joining the judging panel for American Idol next season. The magazine’s sources say that Minaj has is “100 percent confirmed to judge,” though she still has “a few more slight things to sign off on.” If the deal goes ahead as reported, she’ll be sitting beside Mariah Carey on the judges panel, replacing Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler, who both announced their departure earlier this summer. Nick Jonas and Pharrell Williams are under consideration for the other judging slot, while Randy Jackson will supposedly assume more of a mentor role on the show.

There’s been no word on the story either way from Nicki Minaj’s camp, but it’s definitely got us wondering what it’ll be like to have Nicki on the panel. Will she bring her varied alter-egos along for the ride, or will contestants be getting a dosage of raw Nicki?

In any case, to celebrate the unconfirmed announcement, we combed through Nicki Minaj’s lyric book. If her raps have any bearing on her Idol critiques, the American Idol Season 11 contestants are going to be up against a motherfuckin’ monster.

7 Nicki Minaj Lyrics Reinterpreted As American Idol Critiques

“You’re like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh!” (“Super Bass”)

“I don’t know man, I’m shittin’ on your whole life” (“Beez In The Trap”)

“If I had a dick, I would pull it out and piss on ’em.” (“Did It On ‘Em”)

“Jump in your hoopty, hoopty, hoop — [you] owned that!” (“Starships”)

“Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little ho. Now I’mma wrap your coffin with a bow.” (“Roman’s Revenge”)

“You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho.” (“Stupid Hoe”)

“I’m stereo, and she’s just so monotone.” (“Check It Out”)

[US Weekly, via Rolling Stone]