LMFAO have made a career out of referencing their own junk. When they’re not actually rapping about their dicks, they’re wiggling them around, or holding phallic objects at their groins, displaying maturity at a sub-human level. They’re not the only musical act that’s obsessed with their own genitals, but they’re certainly the weirdest. Why? Two reasons.

1) LMFAO directly market themselves to children. Their loud colour schemes, costumes, and circus-like stage show appeals to kids. “Party Rock Anthem” won a Kids’ Choice Award this year for “Favourite Song.”

2) LMFAO is a family affair. RedFoo (AGED 37) is SkyBlu’s (AGED 26) friggin’ uncle! How many uncles do you have that you can rap about your junk with?

It’s a bizarre state of affairs at camp LMFAO, that’s for sure. We thought that SkyBlu’s 26th birthday was occasion enough to recall some of LMFAO’s genital-referencing lines. SkyBlu’s Twitter handle is @SkysNuts — that’s how obsessed with his package he is.

Happy Birthday, SkyBlu! Hope you party rock ’till your little heart’s content. Careful not to cross swords with Uncle RedFoo!

10 Lyrics Wherein LMFAO Reference Their Genitals

“In the club: party rock / Looking for your girl? She on my jock” – “Party Rock Anthem”

“I got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it / I’m sexy and I know it” – “Sexy And I Know It”

“And if you blacked out with your sack out this is what you say / Sorry for party rocking” – “Sorry For Party Rocking”

“And if she has a hissy fit cause your whiskey dick this is what you say / Sorry for party rocking” – “Sorry For Party Rocking”

“The ladies love us when we pour shots / They need an excuse to suck our cocks” – “Shots”

“She still can ride my banana boat / Now her new nick name is banana throat” – “Reminds Me Of You”

“Next they wash my body as a team / And they say ‘Foo, your royal penis is clean!'” – “Yes”

“Walk in the club with no ID / Girls on my jock cause I’m VIP” – “Get Crazy”

“Rock shit, grab my dick / Walk up in, banana split” – “Lil’ Hipster Girl”

“Haters I can’t see em I’m just doin my thizzle / Life is too short whens she blowin ya whistle” – “What Happens At The Party”