This week on Twitter: Rick Ross sleeps through an earthquake, RedFoo lusts after a giraffe, and Katy Perry hates the Internet

by Aaron Zorgel

July 27, 2012

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At the end of each week, #Top40Tweets lists a cross-section of artists on the current pop charts and puts their tweets on display (along with their current chart number) for your enjoyment/scrutiny. This week, we look at 5 artists on the Billboard Music Charts.

At the end of each week, #Top40Tweets lists a cross-section of artists on the current pop charts and puts their tweets on display (along with their current chart number) for your enjoyment/scrutiny. This week, we look at 5 artists on the Billboard Music Charts.

#7: Rihanna – Where Have You Been?

Another tragic tale of an injury left untreated, due to lack of health insurance. #ObamaCare4Rihanna

FUN FACT: Rihanna and Chris Brown were recently spotted kissing on a yacht in Saint Tropez, while spending time with their friends Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, and Leonardo DiCaprio (what?!). Chris Brown has a girlfriend, but everyone knows it’s not cheating if you’re floating in international waters.

#60 (R&B/Hip-Hop Songs): Rick Ross – 3 Kings

I don’t want to be that guy… but did anyone check to see if Rick Ross’ snoring was actually the cause of the earthquake? #jokeregret

FUN FACT: Rick Ross’ new record God Forgives, I Don’t just leaked six days in advance of its release date. On top of that, BET has banned his new music video for the single “Hold Me Back.” [READ MORE]

#12 (Dance/Club Play Songs): Nelly Furtado – Big Hoops (The Bigger The Better)

Hiding behind a flower vase? For once, Tyler, The Creator isn’t the biggest creep in the room.

FUN FACT: Check out Nelly Furtado’s video for “Spirit Indestructible,” and be prepared to hear it in a billion Olympic montages over the next couple of weeks.

#73 (Digital Songs): LMFAO – Sexy And I Know It

Years of wearing tight, animal print pants has really messed with RedFoo’s sexual compass. “Whoa, I don’t know why, but this giraffe is totally giving me a boner!”

FUN FACT: Apparently, the Batman himself, Christian Bale, likes dancing to LMFAO. He was introduced to the group’s music by his seven-year-old daughter. But can he shuffle in the bat suit?

#3: Katy Perry – Wide Awake

But Katy, without the Internet, I wouldn’t know what Paula Deen’s face on your body looks like!

Thank you, Internet. For everything.

Tags: Music, Featured, News, Katy Perry, LMFAO, Nelly Furtado, Rick Ross, Rihanna, Twitter

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