Just when I thought there was nothing else Biebs could do to make me fall in love with him, he releases the song “Turn to You” as a dedication to his mother. It doesn’t end there – proceeds from sales of the song on iTunes will go to The Salvation Army’s Bethesda Centre, which is where his mom turned when she became pregnant with JB. Go buy it and support the moms in need y’all – Biebs says so!!!

Britney signs $16 million dollar deal to join The “X” Factor, proving she’s still fooling people into believing she knows anything about music. The rumours are true — Brit will replace Paula and Nicole on the talent search show, which means that you can look forward to seeing many more trampy girls spiral out of control while singing with autotune. Yay!

Rihanna attends Met Gala, disappears from Twitter. My little Bajan darling seems to be spiraling way out of control. She showed up to the Met Gala in a stunning Tom Ford gown and some wicked long black nails. She then disappeared from Twitter for awhile and her fans were all up in arms considering she is always tweeting. Hours later she reveals this:

Naturally, the fine writers at Star Magazine have decided to take this story and put their own spin on it:

Sigh.

Cee-Lo Green is pissed about XTina vs. Levine — these two need to just have hate-sex and get it over with. Apparently on The Voice this week, contestant Tony Lucca sang a rendition of “99 Problems” and it was not well received by Christina. She was offended and assumed that Levine chose that song for Tony as a jab to her personally, which Adam denies. In any case, Cee-Lo (a.k.a. conflict manager to the stars) insists that if these two keep fighting, they’ll risk threatening the credibility of the show. Because you really give a shit about what some famous idiots in swinging chairs have to say.