Perhaps inspired by his recent of Chief Keef’s “I Don’t Like,” Kanye West went on another one of his trademark Twitter rants (a.k.a. DONDA-ing) on Saturday, simply listing fashion trends that he finds unacceptable. It could be that these are just outtakes from Kanye’s “I don’t like” verses, because I’m sure that Kanye is not above rapping about cargo shorts and “big ass striped scarves.”

I’m kinda with Kanye on this one.

Designer: “So, hoodies are big right now, yes? And plaid is classic. I’d like to present my next project… THE PLOODIE.”
Boss: “You’re fired.”

It says “I’m casual, but I’m also kind of an asshole.”

HYPOCRISY. We can’t see his shoes, but I like to imagine he’s got on some brown penny loafers or something.

I’m still waiting for American Apparel to come out with a khaki onesie. ALL KHAKI, ALL THE TIME.

Khaki cargo shorts and a stained, oversized South Park t-shirt was like my 7th grade uniform. But what if you add leopard print trim? I feel like Kanye could get into this.

Yet somehow this is acceptable?

When it comes to the R&B-eard, nobody does it better than Jason Derulo.

It’s not like Kanye didn’t warn us.

“Don’t talk to me ’bout style, nigga, I’ll mothafuckin’ embarrass you / Talking ’bout clothes, I’ll mothafuckin’ embarrass you.” – Kanye West, “Mercy”