Music

Who are your picks for Billboard's Hot 100 March Madness tournament?

by Aaron Zorgel

Attention people who hate sports! If you’re anything like me, you find it next to impossible to relate to your sporty friends, and fall uncomfortably silent whenever they’re talking about “Sidney Cromby,” or “Andrea Barn-Yanni,” whoever the fuck those people are.

Now you can tell them to shove their fantasy football leagues up their jock asses with Billboard’s Hot 100 March Madness tournament.

This tournament pits singles that have topped the Hot 100 in the past couple of years against one another, finally answering the age old question of who is superior — Katy Perry or LMFAO?

They’ll be rolling out the results over the next couple of weeks, so make sure you get your votes in soon. For my money, it’s going to be tough to beat Wiz Khalifa’s “Black and Yellow” and Katy Perry’s “California Gurls.”