Music
Top 5 things to do while waiting for Axl Rose to take the stage
by Michael Joffe
September 2, 2010
1) Get drunk (if you’re of legal drinking age). The reality is the beer lines at a Guns N’ Roses concert probably give Disney Land a run for its money. Drinking enough at these shows is near impossible, so while waiting for Axl to get on stage – we’d suggest you spend your time cycling through the beer line. Time will pass pretty quickly and by the time Axl decides he’s emotionally ready to play the show, you’ll be drunk enough to enjoy it.
Watch Guns N Roses get bottled in Dublin after a one hour wait.
2) Banking. Mobile applications these days are pretty powerful. Almost every major bank has a really sweet iPhone application. Living life to the fullest is all about prioritizing your time and maximizing …something something…
3) Follow Axl on twitter to find out what he’s doing while you’re standing around waiting. Axl not only tweets regularly, he’ll often pass the 140ch mark by over 500 words!
4) Argue with your friends about Slash Vs. Axl. By the time you realize that Slash is not only awesome, but that his awesomeness dwarfs Axl’s so monumentally, Axl will have taken the stage and probably left already. Good way to pass the time.’
5) Go get some bottles.
