Music
R. Kelly's new song, "Cookie," manages to sexualize Oreos
by Tyler Munro
October 7, 2013
Look at the image up top, then listen R. Kelly's new song. Once it's done, look up again. Childhood ruined, right?
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Look at the image up top, then listen to the song below. Once it’s done, look up again. Childhood ruined, right?
If anyone can make an Oreo erotic, it’s R. Kelly, who does its damnedest to ruin a snacking favourite in “Cookie,” his new song that turns eating milk’s favourite cookie into a euphemism for cunnilingus. As you’d expect, Kelly does this with stunning efficiency.
Muffled through layers of autotune, the chorus of “I love to lick the middle like an Oreo” is only emphasized when he later sings about “legs in the air” and his “hands all up in [a] cookie jar.”
