Music

10 Photos of Musicians Practicing Earthquake Safety

by Anne T. Donahue

In the spirit of summer 2010, an earthquake hit the eastern side of our fair continent today, and in respect for the thousands cleaning up knocked over lawn chairs in parts of Canada after kind of sort of feeling a little something-ish, we’ve rounded up 10 instances of how we imagine musicians valiantly spent the earthquake. Take to those doorways, everyone.

10. Kings of Leon

If this is a doorway and not a box, you did a good job, Kings of Leon.

9. The Beatles

Guys, you need to take this seriously because an earthquake isn’t something to smile about.

8. Jack White

Jack don’t lean back too far back because playing it cool during earthquakes is dangerous.

7. Sheryl Crowe

Your nonchalance is unfitting, Sheryl, get INTO the doorway!

6. The Smith Family

Your doorway’s too small, Smith family. The time has come to make a choice.

5. Two Door Cinema Club

We get there’s a pun involved, but the doorways won’t help you if you’re not in them, Two Door Cinema Club.

4. Pete Doherty

It’s important to dress up and to document earthquake safety thoroughly, so thank you, Peter.

3. Marilyn Manson

Knock, knock – who’s there? Marilyn Manson prepared for an earthquake.

2. Drake

But Drake, if you blend into the doorway, no one can rescue you from the earthquake.

1. The Rolling Stones

Wave flags for added safety.