10 musicians who should really be more careful during Shark Week
by Anne T. Donahue
August 4, 2011
If you’ve already been treating every day like it’s Shark Week (because it is), congratulations, this photo gallery is for you. And because we’re at a loss for photos of musicians dressed up like actual sharks (we tried), here’s the next best thing.
10. Justin Bieber
He’s going to need a bigger boat.
9. Warpaint
They’re going to need a bigger amount of shore.
Baby ducks grow up to be sharks. Row away, Mumford and Sons.
7. The Beatles
Splish splash, that old dude is actually a shark so please get out of the water, Beatles.
6. James Hetfield
Get to shore, James Hetfield. Sharks don’t have any reverence for Metallica.
Have you seen Soul Surfer, Anthony Kiedis? Please surf to safety.
4. Emily Haines
This.
3. Jack Johnson
There’s nothing to smile about, Jack. Escape with your life.
2. Justin Timberlake
Don’t go chasing waterfalls, Justin. Because that’s where the sharks hide.
1. Nirvana
Jaws VI.
Tags: Music, Lists, Emily Haines, Jack Johnson, Justin Bieber, Metallica, Mumford and Sons, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, Warpaint