Music
Bret "The Hitman" Hart and Cam'ron team up for a rap album
by Jeremy Mersereau
February 1, 2016
The dream team of Killa and the Hitman, brought to you by a Canadian finance company.
Here’s another story that perfectly sums up the head-spinning, accelerating singularity we live in: Five-time WWE champ and Montreal Screwjob recipient Bret “The Hitman” Hart is teaming up with Diplomats leader and early-00s fashion icon Cam’ron to record an album, with the aim of funding a Canadian financial company named Sharpshooter. *William Gibson angrily deletes a Word document titled “Novel Idea.doc”*
According to Sharpshooter’s CEO Paul Pitcher, the two luminaries of their respective fields (rapping about his rings, and smacking Sting, respectively) apparently bonded over the weekend at a Baltimore Ravens game, an event which probably encompassed more purple than say, Lil Wayne backstage at a Prince show.
Cam’ron was apparently so jazzed about hanging with the only two-time King of the Ring winner, he immediately recorded an entire album about Bret’s affiliated financial company.
You can listen to the first track, “Sharp Shooter Theme”, via TMZ. Unfortunately, or thankfully, Bret Hart doesn’t drop a verse, but who knows what the incomprehensible future holds.
