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Sign a petition to let Snoop Dogg narrate Planet Earth

by Jeremy Mersereau

Walking gift to entertainment blogs and marijuana dispensaries alike, Snoop Dogg has been keeping busy as usual (just in case his constant Internet presence didn’t tip you off).

Lately, in between trending topics, Snoop has been appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel Show to present a segment called Plizzanet Earth, in which he narrates off-the-cuff clips depicting the utter horror and terror of the natural world, a.k.a. Satan’s church:

Haha! Foolish Snoop! Aren’t you aware that’s a pine marten horrifically dismembering that squirrel and displaying the bloody, merciless heart of existence?!

Anyway, people understandably get such a kick out of watching a scientifically-uninformed person use “they” as a possessive noun that they’ve turned to the largest den of fake identities, inactive email addresses, and performative inaction known to man, Change.org, in an attempt to have Snoop narrate an entire season of Planet Earth.

For his part, Snoops seems down with the now-13k-strong petition’s goal… at least down enough to tweet out his support:

If this goes ahead somehow, which is pretty unlikely as I doubt ol’ stodgy-ass BBC wants their brand associated with the anthropomorphized concept of weed, Snoop has to let us know his thoughts on this clip.