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Now you can buy Slipknot toys
by Jeremy Mersereau
January 12, 2016
Because the world desperately needed a 3D printed figure of Dick Nose.
Good thing the holiday season’s already over, lest we ended up with several Jingle All The Way scenarios over the last Shawn “Clown” Crahan doll (with real trash can percussive action)!
Iowa’s favourite masked sons and star attraction (well, after the National Balloon Museum) Slipknot are finally available in toy form, thanks to a Berlin-based company. Great news for anyone who ever fantasized about acting out their fanfiction of Joey Jordison helping out Han Solo on a dangerous smuggling run, which I’m sure is most of us.
Available only in the metal band’s German webstore, the figures were manufactured by Staramba, a company that creates ‘3D printed figurines for everyone.’ Take a look at their efforts below:
As their website says, Staramba will create 3D-printed figurines of anyone: you, your favourite pet, or your favourite masked trash can percussionist from an Iowa metal band. Me, I’m finishing up my order for a Dirty Work-era Artie Lange.
[h/t The PRP]
