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Man gives up his right nut to pay for Kanye sneakers

by Jeremy Mersereau

Sneakerheads: they’re nuts! First they start talking cryptically about “aglets” and “deadstock”, and the next thing you know, they’re giving their testicles away to fund their holy grail purchase of Yeezy Boost 350s.

Allegedly, anyway. There might be a few holes in this story,  and not just the one in kkibs’, uh, satchel:

For one thing, I highly doubt any university’s medical program just accepts donated testicles from desperate sneakerheads… well, maybe the University of Phoenix. On the off chance this is true, at least it was worth it for the pull loop on the heel.