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Kanye and Kim's newborn son is named Saint

by Tyler Munro

When Kanye West and Kim Kardashian announced they were having their second child, the jokes came fast and furious. But when Kim announced on Saturday that she’d had a son, followers and haters were left wondering — would he be named East? West? South? Or even something more peculiar, like Wild or Wicky Wild?

Turns out we should have known better. Today, US Magazine broke the news that the newest addition to an otherwise loving family people on the internet love to be mad about is a little boy named Saint. A name in Kanye’s own image, perhaps? Nope. It turns out Saint gets his name from the apparently troubling time the two had conceiving for a second time.

Details are otherwise sparse. We’ve yet to see the little nugget, though we’d imagine the highest bidder will share a picture soon. For now it fits. If Kanye West is a God, it makes sense he’d give birth to a Saint.

But seriously, congratulations. Now can we get please get that Yeezus follow-up?