Music

This ISIS member bears an uncanny resemblance to Drake

by Jeremy Mersereau

Would everyone still be buzzing around the #DrakeHive if it turned out Aubrey was a member of Salafist extremist group ISIS, instead of just the softest member of scheme-ist group Young Money?

That’s the question social media is asking itself lately, after a picture of an ISIS member who bears an uncanny resemblance to everyone’s (well, at least Norm Kelly’s) favourite rapper and anthropomorphic Toronto brand. Twitter predictably exploded with the #ISISDrake hashtag. It’s probably the last hashtag any celebrity would want associated with themselves… is what I’d be saying if #Hameron didn’t exist.

Even though the internet has already done the heavy lifting and the good ones are mostly taken, we’re still legally bound to try our hand at the song parodies. Don’t blame me, it’s the law:

Haraam Behaviour
Started From The Shahadah
Mahdi’s Room
Over My Martyred Body
Views From The Sīrah

We’ll keep you posted on any developments about the ongoing feud between ISIS Drake and Sheikh Mill.