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This thirsty Toronto church made a Drake-themed billboard

by Jesse Locke

Hyper-talented writer/Drake devotee Emma Healey snapped a photo of a Toronto church’s billboard praising the 6 God as much as the Other God.

If you can’t read the text in that pic, the Cool Youth Pastors responsible for this thirsty piece of promotion come from C3 Toronto, a church located at 725 Bathurst. Their bae-saying tactics extend to Vimeo, Twitter, and Instagram accounts, where #ilovemychurch is blowing up like Isaiah 61:10-11.

Here’s some alternate billboard copy we’d like to suggest:

I’m the real God, boy
I’m about to say a true thing
You was poppin’ back when Jesus wore a cross chain

For some related reading, check out Healey’s surprisingly moving Drake fanfic for Said the Gramophone.