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Another naked devil statue mysteriously appears in Vancouver
by Jeremy Mersereau
August 18, 2015
The statue was gone the morning after it appeared.
Almost a year ago, the Dark Lord first made his presence uh, “firmly” known in the Big Smoke, before the sons of Man (city workers) toppled him from his dark throne in the iron city of Dis (East Vancouver, alongside Grandview Highway).
Such hubris! Foolish mortal city officials should have known the Prince of Lies and his demonic retinue could not be so easily bested, even if the Kickstarter failed! Vancouver metalheads and Satan appreciators no doubt rejoiced last week, as a new statue appeared in the city, this time in the form of a female, pregnant devil. Could this be a signal to the faithful that the son of Satan, the Antichrist, is near and ready to begin his dark reign across Hollywood North? Our sources say: maybe.
The new devil statue was found Thursday atop the Gene Cafe, again in East Vancouver at the Main and Kingsway intersection. The statue was gone by the next morning, but not before an intrepid photographer managed to get some photos of the succubus:
According to a city hall spokesperson, the City of Vancouver had nothing to do with the statue’s abrupt disappearance this time. Just like the last time a lascivious demon visited, no one has stepped forward and claimed responsibility for summoning creating the devil or placing it. Hopefully it’s not too long before another salacious devil visits Vancouver, thrilling the populace with its lustful presence…oh look, here’s one now!
