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Chris Brown's house broken into and his Mom blames his "no-good-ass friends"

by Richard Howard

Chris Brown’s house has been broken into again – and this time, unfortunately, it was the serious matter of an armed invasion as opposed to the just bizarre ‘naked stalker living there for two days’ situation.

Three masked men broke into Brown’s Los Angeles home. They confronted the house’s lone occupant (Brown’s aunt) and forced her at gunpoint into a closet. The burglars were able to make off with cash, electronics, and personal items (hopefully including Brown’s Municipal Waste jacket).

While police are reviewing security camera footage to try to identify the perpetrators, Chris Brown’s mom Joyce Hawkins is pretty sure she knows who’s responsible: Brown’s “no good-ass friends.” Her tweet “Watch who you standing beside,” sent out hours after the invasion, was described to TMZ by an unnamed source as referencing Brown’s friends/sycophants to whom she’s given the glorious moniker.

While we’re on the subject, though – isn’t Brown’s home in a gated community? I mean, I’m no LA millionaire but I feel like if my mansion has been broken into twice I’d be walking down the hill to have a serious talk with Jeff the Security Guard. And whatever happened to him “turning his house into Fort Knox?”