Surprise! The rapper who cut off his own penis was totally on drugs

by Dan MacRae

June 30, 2015

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Christ Bearer (a.k.a. the [possible] Wu-Tang Clan affiliate who made the news for severing his dong and jumping off a balcony) was interviewed by VladTV so the world can hear his perspective on the genital damaging unpleasantness attached to his name. You may be stunned to learn that Mr. Bearer may have been on drugs at the time of the incident.

“I was just high as a kite. It was more than a mistake,” he explained.

Christ Bearer says he was sleep deprived with PCP, meth, molly and alcohol in his system. The goal of the penis slicing was to give himself a vasectomy (“My shit just started leaking a water hose, man!”) and he says suicide was not his intent at all.

Don’t feel too bad for Christ Bearer, though. He says he’s proud of having the balls to cut off his own dick.

“I’m the only man ever did what the fuck I did and I’m proud of it,” he tells VladTV. “Why? In the annals of history, I don’t think you got anybody who ever did it.”

You can check out the complete interview below which doubles as a half-hour PSA for moderation and a good night’s sleep.

Tags: Music, News, WTF, Christ Bearer, Wu Tang Clan, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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