A$AP Rocky had a bunch of LSD-fueled orgies at SXSW

by Jeremy Mersereau

May 25, 2015

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Rap, hallucinogens, and orgies: three great tastes that taste great together. Going by his recent interview with the New York Post, A$AP Rocky obviously agrees: Talking about his SXSW experience, the rapper details how he scored some LSD from fellow artist and certified trip advisor iLoveMakonnen (who he accurately describes as looking like a Buddha with a Jheri curl) and, in Rocky’s eloquent words, “After that, I went back to my mansion and fucked nine chicks. It was pretty rad.” Me too, man. Just an average weekend with some LSD and nine chicks in my mansion, pretty standard. I also found it to be, uh, fairly rad.

But wait, the plot, as well as the humid atmosphere of Rocky’s sex palace, thickens! According to Rocky,the evening’s proceedings were “not all at one time. You have three at a time, and then you have three orgies. That’s nine chicks.” The math check out! And so we come to the perennial question: Which is more impressive: A single orgy with nine women, or three separate orgies with three women each? The riddle is as old as time. When Oedipus was posed the very same question by the Great Sphinx of Giza, he confounded the murderous creature by replying: “Does having sex with three women really constitute an orgy? SMDH.”

Watch Rocky’s ‘L$D’ below.

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