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NFL owner hires rapper to sing cocaine anthem at his son's Bar Mitzvah

by Tyler Munro

As a teenager, there’s a smug satisfaction you get from slipping one past your parents. One of the easiest, funniest ways to do that is through music.

“No, mom, those lines and bumps in ‘Semi-Charmed Life’ are about trying to get into a club.”

But some songs are more blatant than others. The Golden State Warriors started their incredible season by celebrating every win with an in-flight sing-a-long of O.T. Genasis’ “CoCo,” which was fine until coaches realized that the CoCo was cocaine.

Minnesota Vikings owner Mark Wilf did not know that, so things took an awkward turn when he hired French Montana to perform the song at his 13-year-old son’s Bar Mitzvah.

Watching rich teens shout out their love for baking soda in a ritzy New York restaurant? That’s almost too foretelling to be a coincidence.

As for the party, TMZ says it went well: The kid apparently channeled Wayne Coyne when he rolled into the party in a hamster ball, and following some exploding confetti, he and his hormone-filled friends kept it PG-Crunk late into the evening.