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Rapper furious that a woman refused to give his dog a blowjob

by Mark Teo

Notorious cousin-fucking rapper Kevin Gates is, despite openly fucking his cousin, an excellent rapper. And he’s been prolific: From Stranger than Fiction to 2014 mixtape By Any Means, the rapper’s uniquely personal trap has propelled him to the top of the rap world. Along the way, though, we also discovered that he has a truly bizarre Instagram account: There, he revealed that he’d slept with his cousin, and proclaimed that he doesn’t care about what you think of it. He once got the munchies from, uh, eating weed. And now, he told the world that he recently kicked a woman out of his bed—for not giving his dog a blowjob.

Gates took to Instagram to shame the anonymous woman, saying that he brought this girl home specifically for his dog. Strange? You bet. Dehumanizing? Yup. Gates truly doesn’t care, though.

“I hope you didn’t think I got in the bed with you just to lay down with you. Bitch you can call Uber for all I care,” he begins.

Here’s the video itself.

When the eventual blowback—pun intended—occurred, Gates was again unremorseful. He posted yet another video, deriding fans who called him “suck” for “want[ing] a hoe to suck your dog dick.”

“Let me tell you something bitch,” he says. “I wouldn’t even let my dog smell your pussy. Wasn’t nobody even talking to your ugly ass.”

By his next post, he was talking about getting chicken tacos, further proof that Gates truly doesn’t care about what you—or we—think.