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Have a very metal Christmas with this burning church snow globe

by Tyler Munro

Snow globes are lame. Sorry, but it’s true.

Century Media have found a way around that. Limited to 500 units, their Keepin It Warm snow globe replaces your plebeian Santas with something decidedly more metal.

Shake it, and the flame-struck church inside will be encircled and cloaked in dark soot and ash. If the usual holiday fare is soundtracked by, like, Alvin and the Chipmunks, then this has Filosofem written all over it.

Unfortunately it doesn’t ship to Canada.