Lorde suggests Diplo get his 'tiny penis' fixed

by Mark Teo

While Taylor Swift is pretty damn untouchable right now—1989 became 2014’s only platinum album in a week and, as the top-selling album, outsold albums two through 107 com-fucking-bined—the 24-year-old isn’t without her detractors. Among the loudest is Mad Decent honcho Diplo, who yesterday, took time off from dating Katy Perry to body-shame the “Shake It Off” singer on Twitter.

Then, he tweeted a link to joke Fundly, which aspired to fund Swift a new booty.

Diplo’s being stupid and petty, but his actions are supposedly in reaction to Swift’s “Bad Blood,” a song that’s about a pop beef between herself and Perry. According to TMZ, Swift’s backup dancers jumped ship to team Perry, leaving the Red star hanging.

All of this, of course, doesn’t even matter. The only thing of consequence? Lorde’s absolutely perfect response to Diplo.

To which Diplo responded snarkily with:

A perfect burn? You bet. No word on whether Diplo has a micropenis.