15 songs to soothe self-diagnosed Ebola
by Aaron Zorgel
October 3, 2014
Ebola mania is currently sweeping North America, proving that we as white people have zero chill when it comes to co-opting African culture. You probably just logged on to Web MD for a quick self-diagnosis, and yep, you’ve definitely got it. There are five stages of grief you’re going to experience: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally, playlist construction. Aaron Zorgel is here to help you indulge your hypochondria with some choice cuts about being sick.
Van Halen β Somebody Get Me A Doctor
Mudhoney β Touch Me I’m Sick
Foreigner β Hot Blooded
Bruce Springsteen β The Fever
Replacements β Take Me Down To The Hospital
Amanda Palmer β Runs In The Family feat. Ben Folds
Matchbox 20 β Unwell
Disturbed β Down With The Sickness
The Smiths β Still Ill
Ne-Yo β So Sick
Wax Mannequin β Tell The Doctor
Green Day β Brain Stew
Shadow β Ebola In Town
Slayer β Epidemic
Fugazi β Give Me The Cure
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