Film + TV
Here's the club-bumping theme song from the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
by Tyler Munro
July 22, 2014
Be honest with yourself: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies have never been known for their music. Sure, we remember Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer with the first and second live action flicks, but flush away the ironic nostalgia and you’re left with songs—“This Is What We Do” and “Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go”—that were terrible even for the time.
Remember that when you listen to this, the official, beat-dropping theme to Michael Bay’s explosive series reboot.
“Shell Shocked” is Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa and Ty Dolla $ign piling pun after pun on a trap-step backbeat that the kids, who we assume to be the movie’s target audience, will find to be totally swag, or whatever.
Whether you like it or not, remember: At least Pitbull wasn’t involved.
