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This girl shut down a Facebook creep using only Smash Mouth lyrics

by Mark Teo

Smash Mouth refuses to leave the leave pop culture’s spotlight, but if you ask us, that’s a good thing. Because, I mean, damn, the stories write themselves: There was the time when Steve Harwell was fed 24 eggs by look-a-like Guy Fieri. There was the time they tried to launch a cruise with Sugar Ray. And sometimes, they make the rounds thanks to people like Redditor babs_grey, who uploaded an Imgur album called “Smash Mouth Cyber Sex.” With a title like that, how could you go wrong?

When a creepy man tried to get all gross on her on Facebook, she strung together a list of one-sided responses, using only Harwell’s words. We’re not sure what’s more surprising—her commitment to the delivery or this very, very gross man’s strange persistence. Either way, hero status: Achieved.

Check the entire interaction up top.

Thanks to Alternative Press for the tip.