Music

Scientology's music is crazier than Scientology itself

by Sam Sutherland

Every religion has its own music. Chants, or hymns, or MXPX. But not every religion is Scientology. And not every religious song is secretly about a how the souls of ancient dead aliens are attached to your soul, unable to act of their own free will because they were sent to Earth long ago by the galactic dictator Xenu who then blew them all up in hydrogen bombs inside of volcanoes.