Music

11 musicians as Juggalos

by Daniel Gerichter

Greetings, Juggalos and Juggalettes!

It’s time for all of you ninjas to get your halloween on, yo. And it doesn’t take a fuckin’ scientist to tell y’all that Halloween is a great time for fam to straight up get down as their fave celebs and shit. But wut happens when the actual celebs gotta find their own costume?

We’re here to show these fools some juggalove. Everybody’s goin out dressed as them so we’re sayin that they should cold forget about the haters and go trick or treating dressed like the family. Also, we heard that there’s a country called Canadia and there are people who live there. Some of them are even famous, yo. Well they get some clown lovin too. EVERYONE GETS CLOWN LOVIN’, FOOL.

 

The Arcade Fire

 

Justin Bieber

 

Bruno Mars

 

Chavril

 

Jay Z, Beyonce, and Blue Ivy Carter

 

Katy Perry

 

Robin Thicke

 

Lana Del Rey

 

Taylor Swift

 

Lorde

 

and of course, Miley Cyrus

 

BONUS CANADIAN CONTROVERSY SECTION

 

Councillor Doug Ford

 

Mayor Rob Ford

 

Prime Minister Stephen Harper (and Stanley)

 

Coach’s Corner