LET YO MOMMA, DADDY, GRANDDADDY,GRANDMOMMA, GOLD FISH, DOGS, AUNTIES, UNCLES AND EVERYBODY U KNO ---> #BarackOFlocka FOR PRESIDENT 2016

— Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 (@WakaFlocka) October 23, 2012

@justinbieber op op op op

— PSY (@psy_oppa) October 17, 2012

97% on my final exam. 88% in the course. One of the greatest feelings in my entire life. As of tonight I have graduated high school!

— Drizzy (@Drake) October 18, 2012

Just was told I slept thru an earthquake last night.Cool.

— Yung Rénzél 👑 (@RickRoss) July 25, 2012

Lol RT @KimKardashian: Keep your life in a positive perspective. We are not defined by our pasts.

— Ray J (@RayJ) July 19, 2012

and also FACT: I'm completely wasted in this photo pic.twitter.com/5TJb7ocp

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) July 18, 2012

dear paps...golf is supposed to be a relaxing sport..u arent supposed to be in the bushes yelling at me with cameras. let me finish the game

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) June 26, 2012

BE CAREFUL WHOS BUTT UR EATING.

— *EL COCODRILLO TURBO* (@ActionBronson) June 26, 2012

swag is over with. u heard it from me. that shit has been overdid and overused to the point of don't stay that shit around me no more #SODMG

— Soulja Boy (Draco) (@souljaboy) June 13, 2012

almost legal

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) February 29, 2012

My nigga @freddurst.RICH Gang.YMCMBo$$

— BIRDMAN (@BIRDMAN5STAR) February 28, 2012

@diplo...yeah...I hope they don't name the babies Usher too...I don't need them problems...lol. URIV

— Usher Raymond IV (@Usher) February 14, 2012

I just had a very disturbing realization. I look just like Dog the bounty hunter. #hmmm

— kesha (@KeshaRose) February 16, 2012

Omg what just happened to me! I was attacked by a sea lion! Lo que me ha sucedido hoy! Un león marino ha intentado atacarme Shak

— Shakira (@shakira) February 12, 2012

Showed up to work today and @ringzington and I are wearing the same jackets. Do we a) Start a boy band B) Knife fight or C) Hug it out

— Bruno Mars (@BrunoMars) April 9, 2012

me and my niggaz about to move to the bushes on some kony shit

— Soulja Boy (Draco) (@souljaboy) March 8, 2012

From what I hear everyone has to throw up the ROC at the airport anyway. pic.twitter.com/lfTPPoe4

— Mr. Carter (@sc) May 10, 2012

#StillHungry

— Yung Rénzél 👑 (@RickRoss) May 3, 2012

pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik. http://t.co/FX3Xtlry

— kesha (@KeshaRose) April 25, 2012

Less cantaloupe, more berries. I'm talking to you, pre-packaged fruit salads. Don't play me like that.

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) April 21, 2012

Um. Yanni is kindof hot?

— kesha (@KeshaRose) April 19, 2012

You know there's something wrong with you when you call a tour meeting only about 'fog.' It's serious people.

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) April 17, 2012

About to listen to grunge era music all the way home. Live is next.... Lighting Crashes on yo bitch ass

— Mike Posner (@MikePosner) June 7, 2012

Just had a staring contest with a humming bird. Needles to say who was victorious. Take that you stupid fuckin humming bird!

— Bruno Mars (@BrunoMars) June 6, 2012

i will see u again Glass. I will have my revenge. BIEBER vs GLASS. MGM LAS VEGAS 2013. lol. #GottaLaughAtYourself

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 31, 2012

The first billion is a helluva lot harder RT @Drake: The first million is the hardest.

— T. Boone Pickens (@boonepickens) May 31, 2012

Dropped my phone in a glass of wine...just to give you an idea of where my life is at these days.

— Drizzy (@Drake) October 1, 2012

Tities with no nipples are pointless

— Sean Don (@BigSean) September 26, 2012

@britneyspears Hey Brit Brit. Mars is still looking good. Maybe someday an astronaut will bring me a gift, too. Drill bits crossed 😉

— Curiosity Rover (@MarsCuriosity) August 15, 2012

I hope you found my car #fingerscrossed "@SelfMadeRyan: @iamwill I think I have some GOOD news for you! I will know in a hour for sure"

— will.i.am (@iamwill) August 15, 2012

What exactly is a belly button? Is it A) a thumb rest B) a bird feeder or C) a parmesan graveyard ?

— Bruno Mars (@BrunoMars) August 2, 2012

OLYMPiC NEWS UPDATE : JODY HiGHROLLER WON THE GOLD MEDAL iN THE 3 LEGGED RELAY RACE

— RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER (@JODYHiGHROLLER) July 30, 2012