#6: Ke$ha – Die Young

When you’re Ke$ha’s assistant, hearing the words “What do you mean we’re out of glitter?” is tantamount to a kiss of death.

FUN FACT: Ke$ha plays an apocalyptic cult leader in her new video for “Die Young.” During the verses of “Die Young” I find myself wishing that Ke$ha would go all “Heaven’s Gate” on us, but that chorus is just too goddamn catchy to waste.

#8: Justin Bieber – As Long As You Love Me feat. Big Sean

I imagine him sitting in a rocking chair, chewing on a piece of straw, whittling.

“Storm’s comin’. Yessir. Real big storm coming through. Best go mind the herd. Storm’s comin’, Ma.”

FUN FACT: How about that $26 Justin Bieber sex doll? Yeah, that’s a thing. Somebody’s gotta go buy it, just to see what this thing actually looks like. But it’s not going to be me, because I might run for president one day.

#33: Katy Perry – Wide Awake

Proudly standing by in a series of ridiculous skin-tight latex dresses, no less.

FUN FACT: Katy Perry believes that she influenced the election, by gifting Obama with a pair of lucky panties with his face on them that she bought in the UK. Can you imagine any other American president receiving a pair of panties as a gift? Maybe Bill Clinton.

(Uncharted): will.i.am – Scream & Shout feat. Britney Spears

Can we just relive that moment right now? The YouTube description for this video says it best: “wtf wtf wtf we are in space or sum shit?”

FUN FACT: Did you see this incredible/racist (yes, some things can be both) election news blooper where a reporter mistakes will.i.am for Wyclef Jean AND Wale, then says he’s “mixing [his] artists up”? Yeah…”artists”…