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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones makes rap video about pizza

by Sam Sutherland

The only possible explanation for a man with a self-made net worth of $2 billion rapping about pizza? He loves pizza, or rapping, or both.

Admittedly, it doesn’t share the post-modern terror of its spiritual predecessor, Don Cherry’s “Rock ‘Em Sock “Em Techno,” but this is still a pretty special little video. Even if Jones’ flow is a eerily close to that of respected business owner / MC pioneer, Noah Vanderhoff.