Canada legalizes "SAME SUCKS MARRIAGE:" Twitter reacts to the engagement of Avril Lavigne and Nickelback's Chad Kroeger

by Sam Sutherland

August 22, 2012

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While it’s important to note that, after that last Nickelback video, we shouldn’t put anything past those trolling Albertans, it seems like the band’s frontman, Chad Kroeger, may now be legit engaged to Canadian punk veteran, Avril Lavigne.

Before the obvious questions begin – do they keep both copies of the self-titled Tragedy album, does the Crass flag fly in the bedroom or the foyer – there first must be jokes. And lord, does Twitter have jokes for you.

Nickelblock can’t save you now.

Chavril

Storified by AUX · Wed, Aug 22 2012 08:01:49

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger from Nickelback are getting married? I didn’t know Canada allowed SAME SUCKS MARRIAGE.Adam Newman
I assume Avril Lavigne was drawn to Chad Kroeger because he doesn’t make things complicated, particularly song structures.Drew Magary
Canada, you have chosen! Together these two brave young souls will go forth and repopulate your empty, desolate country!Ken Jennings
"All the other networks are going with the Lavigne engagement" -The Newsroom, Season 3Bill Magee
People forget that Avril and Chad Kroeger are both Canadian so they HAVE to get married. It’s also why Justin Bieber is going to marry Rush.Michael Ian Black
God, we’ll just let people marry anything over here. #chadvrilAlyssa Noel
Their baby will be so beautiful. http://babymaker.mauryshow.com/babyimg/28d59efa3fe9b723ac43179563e54647.jpg #chavrilCam Lindsay
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I’m outraged on behalf of that gel-headed guy from Sum 41.Nicholas Hune-Brown
Looking forward to Chavril’s first duet single, "This is How You Remind Me of Deryck Whibley"Stuart Berman
Wait! I’m just hearing this now! Skye Sweetnam is engaged to the singer from Smashmouth?! GROSS!!!D-Sisive
@dsisive where are you hearing this?! lolSkye Sweetnam
@SkyeSweetnam EVERYWHERE!!! haha!D-Sisive
Lavigne/Kroeger aren’t Canadian Royalty. They are Canadians who earn royalties.Nick Flanagan
“I now pronounce you Bro & Punkette. Spicy!” – Father Guy Fierirob delaney
Nickelback are getting super good at trollingNicole Villeneuve
in sadder news, the Prozzak guys are amicably divorcing and will share custody of their sitar synthChris Randle

Tags: Music, News, Avril Lavigne, Chad Kroeger, Nickelback, skye sweetnam, smashmouth

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