Possible excerpts from Cee Lo Green's impending memoir
by Aaron Zorgel
March 5, 2012
Last week, fabulously rotund R&B vocalist Cee Lo Green announced that he is working on his memoirs. With a 2013 publishing date, we simply can’t wait to see what Cee Lo has to say about his life. So, we here at Pop Hunter thought we’d make a few informed “predictions.”
Last week, fabulously rotund R&B vocalist Cee Lo Green announced that he is working on his memoirs. Green had this to say in the press release:
That kind of flowery prose has us excited for Cee Lo’s musings. With a 2013 publishing date, we simply can’t wait to see what Cee Lo has to say about his life. So, we here at Pop Hunter thought we’d make a few informed “predictions.” Here are some possible quotations that we came up with, to tide us over until the real memoir is published next year.
“Early in my career, people used to call me the GOODIE BLOB. I coped the only way I know how – by eating 40 goodie bars per day.”
“My horribly embarrassing stutter has never come in handy more than when I was writing the lyrics for ‘Crazy.’ ‘I remember when — I remember — I remember when I lost my mind’ and ‘Who do you — Who do you — who do you — who do you think you are?’ are some of my finest accidental lyrics.”
“If I had a dollar for every time someone has yelled out ‘HEY GNARLS!’ at me on the street, I wouldn’t have had to take that damn job coaching on The Voice.”
“My biggest creative regret is censoring my hit single ‘FUCK YOU.’ The original title ‘SKULL-FUCK YOU’ was much more true to my creative vision.”
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