Think you had a rough weekend? At least it didn’t end up with a set of prints and a couple of front & side profile portraits that will be floating around on the internet forever. If you’re a high profile pop star, it’s easy to go off the rails on that crazy train called life. As a result of this increased wildness, these musical celebrities are approximately 1000 times more likely to get into trouble on their weekends. Pop Hunter is kinda proud (and a little embarrassed, honestly) to present its most exploitative column to date: Monday’s Musical Mug Shots!

Year: 2011
Charge: Possession of Ecstasy and Viagara without prescription.

Big Boi (a.k.a. Antwan Patton) was arrested in August 2011 after U.S. customs agents found Viagara and ecstasy on him after leaving a cruise ship. The loooooove boooooooat. He was released on $16 000 bail.

Year: 2010
Charge: Marijuana Possession

Willie was arrested after police found SIX OUNCES of marijuana on his tour bus. That’s 170 grams. According to Willie’s tour schedule on his official website, he only had 9 (in 17 days) shows left on that tour after his arrest. If you do the math on that, Willie was anticipating smoking 10 grams of weed per day. Leave ‘im alone, he has arthritis!

Year: 2010
Charge: Cocaine Possession

Bruno Mars looks way too happy in his mug shot. Either he’s excited to be one step closer to securing a bad boy image, or the guy is fully geeked on coke.

Year: 1967
Charge: Marijuana Possesssion

Ah, Steven Tyler at the ripe age of 18 years old. Here, he actually looks like a real person, and not a freaky gangly cartoon character.

Year: 2011
Charge: Marijuana & Weapons Possession

You might be initially distracted by Soulja Boy’s face tattoos, but take a minute to appreciate his slanty hairline, and the fact that it seems like he’s wearing a trash bag for a shirt.