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#Top40Tweets for the week: @TPain wipes his ass with $100 bills, @RickyRozay has a 20lb chain, and @iamwill is Tim Tebow's kindred spirit

by Aaron Zorgel

At the end of each week, #Top40Tweets lists a cross-section of artists on the current pop charts and puts their tweets on display (along with their current chart number) for your enjoyment/scrutiny. This week, we look at 5 artists on the Billboard Music Charts.

#22: T-Pain – 5 O’Clock feat. Lily Allen, Wiz Khalifa

Buy T-Pain’s new album rEVOLVEr, and you too can feel like you’re flushing money down the toilet.

FUN FACT: Novelty toilet paper is all the rage. Here’s something for those marathon poopers out there:

BEHOLD. Anthony Kiedis acapella. Be careful, it’s like staring into the sun.

Jump to 1:05. “No dow foda piggies oda OO-SKOW!”

FUN FACT: Anthony Kiedis is 49 years old, and he looks like this:

All of his excessive grunting makes sense now. Dude has a hernia in his neck. UNNH!

FUN FACT: Rick Ross just dropped a pretty decent mixtape last week. Download Rich Forever here.

(Uncharted): Tinie Tempah – Written In The Stars

It’s nice to see that at least one rapper isn’t concerned with the quest for alpha-male status.

FUN FACT: According to my research, “you can drop a few amounts of essential oil into your pillow and it can dramatically improve your sleeping habits or avoid skin infection. Inhaling its fragrance and aroma also helps calm your body and soothe your muscles off any tension.”

#62: will.i.am – T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever) feat. Jennifer Lopez, Mick Jagger

GOOD GOD. Know the ledge, and then please walk off of it, will.i.am.

Oh man, this is too good for words. I take it back. will.i.am is obviously a genius. An unlikely hero, not unlike this beautiful man: