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#Top40Tweets for the week: @T-Pain drops $70 million at a liquor store, @Wale custom fingernail art, and @SnoopDogg's dealer is Darth Vader

by Aaron Zorgel

 

At the end of each week, #Top40Tweets lists a cross-section of artists on the current pop charts and puts their tweets on display (along with their current chart number) for your enjoyment/scrutiny. This week, we look at 6 artists on the Billboard Music Charts.

#29: T-Pain – 5 O’Clock feat. Lily Allen, Wiz Khalifa

I can just see T-Pain slapping down all his cash, every credit card, every investment bond, and the deed to his house on the liquor store counter, while flashing a jewel-encrusted golden-grilled smile: “Will this cover it?” Then he winks.

FUN FACT: T-Pain bought 16 bottles of Nuvo Lemon Sorbet!!! And why wouldn’t he? Look how classy it is:

#47: Taylor Swift – Ours

Boring Middle Class White People: “She’s just like us!”

FUN FACT: Except that she’s worth $80 million. She can afford to break about a million remote controls more than the average middle class white person.

#1 (R&B/Hip-Hop Songs): Wale – Lotus Flower Bomb feat. Rick Ross

Even Willard Wigan, microsculpter extraordinare, is impressed by this.

FUN FACT: Wigan is known for creating microscopic works of art, including this fairy sitting on the head of a pin:

(Uncharted): Meek MIll – Ima Boss (Remix) feat. Rick Ross, Lil Wayne

BOSS.

FUN FACT: Meek Mill’s highest performing single “Ima Boss” peaked at #101 on the Billboard Charts – just edging him out of of the Top 100. The song performed better on the R&B/Hip-Hop charts, peaking at #20.

#9: Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa – Young, Wild, and Free feat. Bruno Mars

Anti-Gravity Hydro Space Kush is the new designer celeb weed of choice.

FUN FACT: “Wiz, I am your Doggfather” should probably be a line in Snoop & Wiz Khalifa’s upcoming comedy, “High School.”

D’aww.