Music

#Top40Tweets: The Top Tweets of 2011

by Aaron Zorgel

 

At the end of each week, #Top40Tweets lists a cross-section of artists on the current pop charts and puts their tweets on display (along with their current chart number) for your enjoyment/scrutiny.

#Top40Tweets has been a thing for more than a year now. I thought it would be appropriate to put together a year end best of list. Here’s to another year of popstars speaking their stupid idiot minds!

#10

Delightful Dutch DJ Afrojack must be crafting a tweet in his native tongue! Let’s run this baby through Babelfish, and interpret his almost certainly thoughtful and poignant tweet.

#9

Now that’s just adorable. Katy kissed a kanga, and she liked it. Hell, I liked it. What does that say about me?

#8

#Wakaflockalypse! Did it trend?

Guess not.

#7

I’ve been there. Blake Shelton was pretty much the only country music twitter celeb worth following this year.

#6

Sean Kingston waxes nostalgic on the 4 days he spent in highschool.

#5

Alert! Party Bot has become sentient! Abort! Abort!

#4

OF COURSE Ke$ha hangs out with carnies. It might not be too late for her to change her lyrics from “Your love is my drug” to “Your meth is my drug.”

#3

He’s just kiddin’ like Jason.

#2

If you’ve got ass, never lose an argument again.

#1

It’s only fitting that the most ignorant tweeter of 2011 is Chris Brown. This year’s most memorable celebrity takedown comes courtesy of Andy Levy: