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Happy Movember! Celebrate with 10 of the best moustaches in music

by Anne T. Donahue

For better or worse, Movember is here. And because you may need some inspiration in order to don ironic facial hair in the name of a cause, we’ve scoured the internet for the greatest moustaches in music. Just remember that there’s only one Lionel Richie, and even the clay version of his head can grow a great crumb catcher.

10) Carlos Santana

Maria, Maria. Reminds him of a moustache story.

9) John Oates

What you want, he’s got. And it might be hard to handlebar.

8) Sonny Bono

He had us, babe.

7) Nick Cave

And in a way he’s yearning to be done with all this measuring of moustaches.

6) Weird Al

Been spending most our lives living in his moustache paradise.

5) Freddie Mercury

He’s going to grow, grow, grow there’s no stopping him.

4) Lionel Richie

Hello? Is it his moustache you’re looking for?

3) The Beatles

You say goodbye, and they say let’s grow.

2) David Crosby

Do you know he’s riding on the best moustache express?

1) Frank Zappa

And the moustaches of invention.