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Watch Britney Spears' video for "Criminal"

by Anne T. Donahue

Hey, have you ever wanted to see what it’s like when Britney Spears and her boyfriend have sex? Well thanks to her new video for “Criminal,” you get to see that, the creepy advances of a drunk British guy and just enough nudity that if anyone walks by you when you’re watching this at work, you’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

Directed by Chris Marrs Piuero, the video stars Brit-Brit and her real life boyfriend, so your guess is as good as ours whether what we’re watching is “art” or “actual porn”.

“Criminal,” guys! Watch it below.