10 of the Weirdest Band Merch Items
by Anne T. Donahue
October 18, 2011
Recently we were treated to news of Beastie Boys–sanctioned sneakers, which immediately made us wonder what weirder, more awesome band merch is out there. So with the willingness to be shocked and maybe even appalled in mind, we went on a quest to dig up 10 list-worthy types of band paraphernalia. You’re welcome, everybody.
10. Insane Clown Posse “Spazmatic” Energy Drink
Because nothing says “drink me” like “order at your own risk.”
9. Bloc Party Condoms
For moments of “Positive Tension.”
8. The XX Jackets
For the minimalist who has everything.
7. Feist ‘Mushaboom’ Miniature Music Box
Yet no miniature sparkly jumpsuit.
6. Best Coast Snacks the Cat Doll
Crazy For You carnival prizes.
5 Wavves Rolling Papers
For tobacco use ONLY.
4. Metallica Damage Inc. Baby Set
When the Sandman’s just not cutting it.
3. Tenacious D “Cum Rags”
And they say you can’t buy class.
2. Justin Bieber “Pop Fever” Wig
. . . And the only prescription is for an adult man to model this product.
1. KISS Kasket
See you in hell.
Tags: Music, Lists, News, Best Coast, Bloc Party, Feist, insane clown posse, Justin Bieber, KISS, Metallica, Tenacious D