10 of the Weirdest Band Merch Items

by Anne T. Donahue

October 18, 2011

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Recently we were treated to news of Beastie Boyssanctioned sneakers, which immediately made us wonder what weirder, more awesome band merch is out there. So with the willingness to be shocked and maybe even appalled in mind, we went on a quest to dig up 10 list-worthy types of band paraphernalia. You’re welcome, everybody.

10. Insane Clown Posse “Spazmatic” Energy Drink

Because nothing says “drink me” like “order at your own risk.

9. Bloc Party Condoms

For moments of “Positive Tension.”

8. The XX Jackets

For the minimalist who has everything.

7. Feist ‘Mushaboom’ Miniature Music Box

Yet no miniature sparkly jumpsuit.

6. Best Coast Snacks the Cat Doll

Crazy For You carnival prizes.

5 Wavves Rolling Papers

For tobacco use ONLY.

4. Metallica Damage Inc. Baby Set

When the Sandman’s just not cutting it.

3. Tenacious D “Cum Rags”

And they say you can’t buy class.

2. Justin Bieber “Pop Fever” Wig

. . . And the only prescription is for an adult man to model this product.

1. KISS Kasket

See you in hell.

Tags: Music, Lists, News, Best Coast, Bloc Party, Feist, insane clown posse, Justin Bieber, KISS, Metallica, Tenacious D

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