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#Top40Tweets for the week: @NickiMinaj ignites a fridging craze, @BrunoMars is Little Elvis, and @LMFAO hang with Ron Jeremy
by Aaron Zorgel
September 16, 2011
At the end of each week, #Top40Tweets lists a cross-section of artists on the current pop charts and puts their tweets on display (along with their current chart number) for your enjoyment/scrutiny. This week, we look at 6 artists on the Billboard Music Charts.
#47: Black Eyed Peas – Just Can’t Get Enough
That’s right, will.i.am has a solo record coming out, and it’s called Black Einstein. What a dingus.
FUN FACT: Taboo (from the Black Eyed Peas) played fucking VEGA in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.
Nicki Minaj #fridging makes me forget #planking ever existed.
No one makes #fridging look as good as Nicki.
Except for maybe this lil’ guy.
FUN FACT: For those who haven’t seen it, here’s a weird semi-related internet thing: google 241543903 and click “images.”
#13: Pitbull – Give Me Everything feat. Ne-Yo, Nayer & Afrojack
I can think of nothing more excessively lavish than throwing a Blackberry into a pool. My equivalent is probably tossing my Nokia flip-phone in the toilet. #richpeopleproblems
FUN FACT: Chris Brown’s fast-rapping smash “Look At Me Now” was born out of a track that Afrojack sent to Diplo.
#44: Lil Wayne – Mirror feat. Bruno Mars
Bruno Mars is such a tiny little man (5’5″), so tiny that this fan drawing is larger than life-sized.
FUN FACT: When he was a kid, Bruno Mars’ family called him Little Elvis.
LOOK AT THOSE MOVES.
#91: Wale – That Way feat. Jeremih & Rick Ross
Aww. Cheer up, Wale.
Wait for the movie, baby bro. Wait for the movie.
FUN FACT: Wale got a $1.3 million dollar deal when he signed with Interscope in 2008. I don’t know for sure what his deal was when he made the move to Rick Ross’ Maybach Music Group, but I hear it was a Rolls Royce made of chocolate.
#4: LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
“You want us to pose with Ron Jeremy? Cool, cool, lemme grab this pylon real quick.”
Pylon guy totally has a tiny dick. Classic overcompensation.
FUN FACT: This is almost too insane to believe, but Ron Jeremy has appeared in over 1263 adult films in his 34 year career. That’s around 37 films a year.
Tags: Music, Lists, News, Afrojack, Bruno Mars, LMFAO, Nicki Minaj, will.i.am
