Music

10 musicians who should really be more careful during Shark Week

by Anne T. Donahue

If you’ve already been treating every day like it’s Shark Week (because it is), congratulations, this photo gallery is for you. And because we’re at a loss for photos of musicians dressed up like actual sharks (we tried), here’s the next best thing.

10. Justin Bieber

He’s going to need a bigger boat.

9. Warpaint

They’re going to need a bigger amount of shore.

8. Mumford and Sons

Baby ducks grow up to be sharks. Row away, Mumford and Sons.

7. The Beatles

Splish splash, that old dude is actually a shark so please get out of the water, Beatles.

6. James Hetfield

Get to shore, James Hetfield. Sharks don’t have any reverence for Metallica.

5. Anthony Kiedis

Have you seen Soul Surfer, Anthony Kiedis? Please surf to safety.

4. Emily Haines

This.

3. Jack Johnson

There’s nothing to smile about, Jack. Escape with your life.

2. Justin Timberlake

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, Justin. Because that’s where the sharks hide.

1. Nirvana

Jaws VI.