"NEED 3 GOATS WILL TRADE FOR COACHELLA TICKET"
by Anne T. Donahue
January 28, 2011
From Craiglist:
I really need three goats for the new harvest. I have an extra 3 Day Pass to the 2011 Coachella Music Festival. I love Kanye but my cheese production is way down…. Email if interested
* Location: My Farm
I’m sorry guys, but your two cows just aren’t going to cut it. [via Vulture]